I work at U-haul and the other day this really
angry lady came into u-haul and started yelling
that she wanted
a "fucking" dolly for her fridge...i told her that
if she didn't stop swearing at me i wouldn't
give her anything, including a truck.
she quieted down after that.
when i get up in the morning
and i'm too tired to take a shower,
I just put on deoderant.
when you pee in stalls sometimes the piece of
metal that spearates them has rust on it because
when people miss, the pee makes it rust. Today I
was cleaning out a storage unit at the storage
place I work at and it was filled with bathroom
stuff. I picked up one of the metal separaters
to throw it into the back of the scrap metal
truck and before I knew it, I realized that my
hand was touching pee rust.
George Urban bvd. -->
I live in cheektowaga, the houses are small,
I have a flagpole, my walls are painted manilla
with a floral pattern, and the
lady next door always wears blue slacks.
when i was little my brother and i would
play catch with a bright orange autographed
OJ simpson football. he would always through me long
bombs but i could never catch them.
5 piece -->
what was wrong with 9 piece chicken tenders?
why do i have to get 8 now?
and i hate those shitty fries with that fake coating.
i want to be a canadian rock star
like the killjoys or the headstones
then I could go shopping all the time at Loblaws or No Frills
get my songs played on CHUM-FM
maybe get nominated for a Juno
get free beer at the Beer Store
Rock star -->
One day i'm gonna smoke crack with the guys from 'talk show'.
my baby hits me where it hurts
come on baby let me cop a feel
My baby is hot tonight (hot hot tonight)