Hockey Game

the other day i went to a hockey game, and they had these free chicken wings so i ate a bunch

they were good, but i ended up getting sick, and i had to go to the bathroom

in the bathroom they had speakers brodcasting the game,...everything was pertty relaxed, but then the home team scored

and just as the home team scored, the guy in the stall next to me yelled

"shit...i can't believe that i just missed a fucking goal"

as he missed the toilet and pissed all over the floor