the other day i went to a hockey game,
and they had these free chicken wings so i ate a bunch
they were good, but i ended up getting sick, and i had to go to the bathroom
in the bathroom they had speakers brodcasting the game,...everything was pertty relaxed, but then the home team scored
and just as the home team scored, the guy in the stall next to me yelled
"shit...i can't believe that i just missed a fucking goal"
as he missed the toilet and pissed all over the floor